Seeing Stars

No, I didn't run into any celebrities. Last night, just as I had begun to relax, she struck. Molly has been doing this "thing" where she swings whatever is in her hand in a circle around her body. She does this violently. I have tried to break this habit. Last night, she caught me in the eye. She tore my eyelid, just below my eyebrow open. There is a gash. I saw stars. My face still hurts this morning.


Sweet little baby girl? My ass!

ETA: I did what any self-respecting scrapper would do. I immortalized my humiliation: